ghost poke

1. to facebook "poke" a friend while appearing to be offline.

2. to be facebook "poked" by a friend who appears to be offline.
Person A: "How is Pearce poking me? He's not even online."
Person B: "Dude, you're being ghost poked."
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Person A: "How can I possibly win this poke war?"
Person B: "You could always go for the ghost poke tactic."
by KTbug2112 September 23, 2010
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eye-poking

The act of jabbing or piercing the eye ball with a pointed instrument such as a pencil or the index finger. Eye-poking is similar to eye-gauging except that eye-gauging generally employs the thumb and is used in self-defense.
An eye for an eye discourages eye-poking. ~ ..phiLip..
by kingphilip2 July 10, 2011
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poke and grit

A slang term used to describe being hungry.
meaning Poke out your lips and grit your teeth.
"mom whats for dinner."
"Poke and Grit."
"what?"
" Poke out your lips, and grit your teeth."
by darrlye November 02, 2005
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ninja poke

To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.
Look at that person I just ninja poked! It is sooo hilarious!
by Jessica777 January 31, 2009
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Poking-off

A woman receiving finger thrusts to her vagina either from herself or another person; the female form of Jerking-off; fingering
He was shocked when he walked in on his girlfriend to find her poking-off on her bed.
by spencefence August 26, 2007
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no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.
Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."
by Gen.jfiv2010 November 10, 2010
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orgasm poke

when a male/female pokes you hard enough to make you make a sound as if you are having an orgasm.
Kat: "Hey Sara,ORGASM POKE!"
Sara:"OOOOOOoooooOOOO"
by thekattsmeow May 05, 2011
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