POFER

text abbrevation for Peace Out FuckER (S), or commonly used on myspace as an adearing way to say see ya, by really cool people.

ttyl, pofer, ~will
ok hope you all have a great gang bang POFER ~chalie

by Will Zark October 7, 2007

pooter salad

When you pooter in the toitel and cover it with lettuce.

"Have you tried Uncle John's pooter salad?"

by PooterInMuhPants March 2, 2010

Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

polterglitch

A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.

That damn Polterglitch is screwing with the TV again!

by Alice October 19, 2003

diddle the pooter

the act of inserting a finger(s) into a male or female butt hole

im telling you dude you need to go over there and diddle the pooter, she will love you forever

by kidnamedkain March 7, 2011

poofter

One who is unusually fruitful.

That limp wristed waiter or hair stylist.

by Bourne April 10, 2002

Joey Porter

The baddest mother fucker alive. Plays outside linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Did you see Joey Porter just fuck up Carson Palmer? Yeah, he's such a badass!

by JoePa87 December 6, 2006