pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass

“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”

by Dirty litter box October 23, 2017

Pity Poon

A technique where one embraces a display of self pity and wallowing to achieve vass amounts of poon

"He's getting the pity poon again"

by A Stewin December 5, 2017

Pitta Pussy

Greek girl with 'a badly packed kebab' which has zero sensitivity rendering her unable to feel anything.

Petrina Pitta Pussy.

by Nicksdesignforlife August 22, 2018

Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.

Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.

by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 26, 2018

Pity pall

A pity pall is a friend you have where your friendship is solely based on the fact that you both have depression.

Yes, I made this up myself

I really like to hang out with Bob, but I feel like he's just a pity pall.

by Super Nigger Faggot October 3, 2018

pity kill

In any game, where you kill an opponent even though it was a bad kill

A - Look at how many kills I have
B - Nice pity kills you have there

by ArmanZ7 October 31, 2018

pity blunt

When a person passes you a blunt out of pity

Man she kept being dramatic so I passed her the pity blunt.

by Pacman723 December 14, 2018