piss-tank

A person who habitually drinks large amounts of beer.

"Let's get some dinner before all the piss-tanks get out of the bar"

by Agg August 10, 2003

Blast it with piss

A solution for when you have a problem you wish to be rid of.

Originally an idea for removing shit stains within the toilet bowl.

I had a huge shit stain on the back of the toilet so I blasted it with piss...gone.

Dude 1: That ugly bitch won't get off my nuts. What do I do?
Dude 2: Blast it with piss.

by blckravn01 January 19, 2010

Piss Missile

Noun: a piss missile is a term most commonly used in baseball, referring to when a hitter absolutely shits on a pitch and lines the ball for a single, double, or even a triple.

Holy shit! Their three hole guy just hit a piss missile off his fastball

by SuperLMH July 21, 2020

witch piss

The last few sips of beer left in a forty that, as a result of being unrefrigerated for an extended period of time, has become warm and both looks and tastes like piss.

Nothing better than a forty, until you get all the way down to that witch piss.

by matchell February 2, 2009

porky pies

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

by Debs September 27, 2005

Piss Boner

A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).

I had a wicked piss boner this morning.

by Bonerection September 27, 2010

Good morning piss

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

by uziman55 June 18, 2011