Opti-pess

An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist

Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !

by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022

Dr Pessoa

Former Lieutenant Colonel of the U.S. Air Force. Now he is the prophet of Detention. He teaches people the wisdom of detention and how detention leads to eternal enlightenment. He has a gargantuan bald spot which is a symbol of his wisdom.

Me: Dr Pessoa just gave me detention!
My friend: Lucky guy!

by MrChornobaivka May 28, 2023

Johnny Pests

The Johnny Test haters.

All the Johnny Pests drew hateart of Johnny Test just to get Johnny Test cancelled.

by CN19M3P41C July 6, 2023

Zane Pessi

Let Pessi cook, also Zane is a very special kid he loves speshing other people and is obsessed with Pessi

Zane Pessi loves Leo Pessi

by AcidCloudz July 18, 2023

Leo Pessi

Leo Pessi is a ballon dor stealer, he steals the ballon dor from the GOAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, CRISTIANO RONALDOOOOOOO!!!! PESSI IS SUCH A RAT BASTARD ONLY CRISTIANO DESERVES BALLON DORS NOT THIS FUCKING FAT SHORT RATTY BASTARDDDD!!!!!!

Leo Pessi steals the ballon dors from the GOAT Cristiano Ronaldo

by AcidCloudz October 3, 2023

Frionel Pessi

An Argentina's Ghost, who always hunted penalties and paid the referee to give him a pens. He is a heroes of Chile, Saudi Germany. When you shouted Estonia, Curacao he will appear. But When you shouted Bayern Muchen, Liverpool, Chile he will dissappear

A: Who is Frionel Pessi
B: He is a ghost of Miami

by Pessi & Pendu is finished December 18, 2023

GOOSE PENUS

When the GOOSE PENUS card is used. *ur done*

Discord Moderator 666: Take THIS! I'll use GOOSE PENUS.

12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO

by Naoto is my waifu uwu n dat February 4, 2024