Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty

That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex

by Edward Teach II May 10, 2020

No Posting Day

July 1st... Nobody posts anything on social media for an entire day

Bro you ready for No Posting Day?

by iamthatguy767 June 30, 2020

Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020

Anchovy Posting

Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is

"Why were you Anchovy Posting in #shitposting"

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021

Pip posting

Why won't he stop sending the same fucking meme over and over?

Brandon's Pip posting again
Don't Pip post, bro

by P1pp April 29, 2021

jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy wants to fake several instances of prom with females.

Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021