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Gay Penis AIDS

When something happens or someone says something that is kind of annoying or stupid that makes you upset. Can be used as a substitute to calling something “retarded”
Oh my gosh. My teacher gave me an F on the test. It’s so Gay Penis AIDS.
by Uncle Blaze November 15, 2019
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nigga penis

when a black dude has a penis smaller than 3 inches but has 8+ inch droopy foreskin.
I was going to suck his dick but I saw his Nigga penis so I had to bail.
by Ceo of Cotton picking November 2, 2019
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Tom Parish

Bag fumbling homie, can't secure bags.
Ted: Tom Parish, go secure the bag.
Tom: I'm afraid I can't. I am a bag fumbler.
by therealslimtomsdad April 4, 2022
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Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”
Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.
by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021
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penis locker

When a girl has a vagina that can fit multiple dicks.
This girl had such a big penis locker that we had a 4 some in the same vagina.
by Trueshit96 June 7, 2014
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Craigslist Penis Effect

Personal success philosophy based on the observations that

a) any g-rated women-seeking-men Craigslist ad will be met with dozens and dozens of e-mails that are just penis pics, and

b) a "real" email will automatically be better received than the penises.

The wisdom of observation is that a little effort will automatically put you ahead of all the idiots. From personal finance blogger Ramit Sethi.
According to the Craigslist Penis Effect, wearing khakis, not sweatpants, to the fleamarket will make you super stylish by comparison.
by Shanthrax138 February 18, 2010
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Paris

A really kind, caring girl who will try not to friendzone the absolute heck out of you. She's smart, intelligent, and really fun to be around! Tends to hang around with members if the opposite gender, because other girls piss her off. Really loves to read, and spends her life on the Internet chatting it up with people!
Paris is so nice!
I wish I could be Paris!
Man, I think I'm in love with Paris!
by Genericguy22 May 22, 2013
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