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doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010
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name participation trophy

someone who makes their name sound the best thing on earth but the person could the b worst thing on the universe
Girl 1: jimmy sounds like a cool guy

Girl 2: not really he a name participation trophy
by killahman23 July 12, 2010
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partiest

Best time ever. Most fun possible. Absolute enjoyment. You never had a better time.
"Spring is going to be the partiest season ever!"
by Miss Otis February 18, 2010
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Partial Crush

When your mind is attracted to a person but you're body isn't.Or the other way around.
Mary:Do you have a crush on Jim?
Alice: Only a partial crush his body is wonderful but my dog could out smart him.
by Briel895 March 30, 2011
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Partisan

A term used by people that don’t know nuance.
Your ideas on Social Darwinism sound partisan.
by cretiv2u December 29, 2019
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high school freshman parties

Hey'd you hear about 'high school freshman parties'? "You mean the worst party thrown in highschool?" Yeah those.
by Bigdickgrandpa1269 April 12, 2017
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shirt parties

the entry of the shirt and the touching of the contence in the shirt:
by nikki9493 January 13, 2008
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