Patooter

A computer, especially a laptop.

I need to borrow your patooter to look something up on Urban Dictionary.

by MSpike September 15, 2011

Parrot fish

Awkward

thats so parrot fish - meaning thats so awkward

by PARROTFISH007 January 6, 2012

Happy Parrot

A variation on the Angry Pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her "parrot" - or shoulder - to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk "pieces of eight" and smile as you would if you had a beak

I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.

by Egosgame January 21, 2009

Patoot

A petite toot

Person: " I heard her let out a fart earlier. It was so petite....it was...patoot."

by oneing April 8, 2017

crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!

Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"

by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008

Parotrouble

N. When A person has sex with their parole officer in exchange for freedom and gets caught

Bob: Dude Eric got in parotrouble yesterday and now he gotta serve 20 years!!!

by CavZzZ April 16, 2006

prootd

the act of being not bootd or being a bitch

Master ''Prootd'' Jeff

by Luny617 April 28, 2008