Pance

The dumbass way of spelling pants

I need to put on those pance.

by Syracuse965 March 6, 2013

Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 2, 2014

parchnicity

N. A feeling or need; and unquenchable thirst or desire to consume an irrational number of low grade malt beverages. Usually the result of unexplained extra time between beer league softball games... or possibly related to the losing end of a 30-2 drubbing.

It was clear that Jan had allowed his parchnicity to take control of his actions, as he proceeded to consume 14 beers and hit 5 foul ball outs.

by heavydman September 14, 2008

parcatol

Parcatol = Lot A Crap Spelled backwards. Great for when you are selling some piece of crap, and some one asks you what it is made of.

Customer: So what is that car wax made of?
Seller: 100% Parcatol extract.

Customer: What is inside that picture to get that moving water effect.
You: A combination of lights, rollers, and parcatol.

by phidelt223 December 24, 2008

paceltic

A combination of "Pathetic" and "Celtic". Used to describe something done by either a Celtic player or fan that is embarrassing or awful.

NBA "star" Ray Allen's game tonight was totally paceltic.

by Rick42000 June 11, 2010

Parcut

When you use parkour for a shortcut

I took a parcut into the park by climbing that tree, and then jumping onto the overpass, then doing a flip into the park area.

by ninjacow October 13, 2010

Paceup

The state of being of superior quality, better than all the rest.

Have you seen that football match, the Lyons were really paceup.

by George_of_the_Jungle117 June 16, 2011