The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.

by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003

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paramedic sandwich

An apparatus in which a patient is placed on and shacked to a gurney, a second gurney is placed inverted on top of the patient, and the two gurneys are shackled together. Used when patients are stabilized and represent an extreme risk to themselves or others. May be used as a punitive measure when the threat (or administration) of a rectal exam is considered to be ineffective.

"If the dirtball in Room Two doesn't cool down, give him twenty mgs of Vitamin H, slap him into a paramedic sandwich and transport him to County."

by Knife and Gun Club July 27, 2009

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Meat Parade

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

by ProtectWomensRights July 12, 2019

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paraganda

Propaganda designed to generate paranoia. Online word typical of political opinion blogs, wikis etc.. also propanoia.

USrael is just cranking the paraganda and propanoia before Iran overhauls to the EURO.
Western media criticise there is no free press in China, all paraganda.

by Mister Ron July 3, 2007

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paragon

Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

"For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon"

by seesaw9 February 3, 2019

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Panty Parade

1. To arouse someone inside their trousers.

2. The wish or craving to be inside someone's trousers.

"That guy has been staring at me for the past hour, I bet I'm giving him a panty parade."

"Wow, that guy is gorgeous.. I'd love to join that panty parade."

by RememberA October 16, 2013

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