virginity panda

A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.

That girl is a total virginity panda.

by Miasaurous December 22, 2013

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

by thatkid129 April 10, 2009

Crab panda

When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.

She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!

by AC MCMR September 12, 2017

Spanish Panda

Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.

That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!

by blooisblooisbloo January 4, 2022

The panda squad

A whole bunch of cute animals in one place. Including Lucy, Nora, Pucket, Diesel, Leroy.

Wow, the panda squad is very cool.

by The Panda Squad December 21, 2016

Arna Panda

Very tall(est.), intelligent, only one capable of meeting V and the most supercalifragilisticexpialidocius person.
Everyone obeys her except people whose names start with K

Guy 1 - Do you know Arna Panda?
Guy 2 - That super tall girl?
Literally every person on the planet - Ah yes thats the one.
Burj khalifa- *cries in short*

by Big Zack June 17, 2021