Unicorn Puke

Something very vibrant and colourful, but nevertheless, is still puke.
These colours don't mix at all. It looks like unicorn puke.
by Diriector_Doc February 18, 2022
mugGet the Unicorn Pukemug.
One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
mugGet the will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-pukemug.

Puke and Go

A Puke and go can be described as taking to much alcohol at once or other substances that cause you to cough to the point of puking, after you feel even better then before and are ready to indulge in whatever scenario to max capability. Hence a puke and go
Damn that hennessy made me have a puke and go.
by Milo888 November 20, 2023
mugGet the Puke and Gomug.

Puke

Most dangerous substance found anywhere now...
I ate some food and had to puke!
by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020
mugGet the Pukemug.

Puke explosion

a very large amount of vomit shot out the face hole all at once normally caused from over drinking
i drank so much JD last night i had a total puke explosion
by Guru Tug1nmapuda August 21, 2011
mugGet the Puke explosionmug.

Puke

Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.
Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024
mugGet the Pukemug.

Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
mugGet the Puke-O-Metermug.

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