Promise Acedemy

School full of hoes , dicksuckers ,and pussy no good ass niggas/bitches.

The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t
Josh- we don’t got school, do you?
Jason-ofc I go to bumass promise acedemy
by Hola321 March 13, 2020
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Welsch promise

Old Welsch custom of giving a gift of food with one serving missing.
The “Promise” of the gesture was that this gift would not be given if it were not at least good enough for the person giving the gift. The missing serving was presumed to be used to confirm the quality of the item and evaluate possible improvements.
The custom is thought to have originated in the mid-seventeenth century.
We did not understand why our Thanksgiving turkey only had one wing until my grandfather explained the custom of the Welsch promise, and it’s purpose of honoring his guests.
by Juan Moore Beer October 19, 2023
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Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon
“Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways
by Kharomani June 14, 2022
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Promise brand

A discontinued brand of butter.
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
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Promise brand

A defunt brand of butter
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023
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Cocaine Promises

She/he told me she would pay my bills off cocaine promises
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Promise ring

A way for people to flaunt their simpy ahh relationships
Mir and kaya gave each other promise rings.
by mirnkaya December 16, 2022
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