poll dancer

A politician, usually a Prime Minister or President, who depends heavily on public opinion in the form of polls to appear popular.

David Cameron doesn't stand for what he believes in. He's a poll dancer.

by PollDancer1 November 29, 2015

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

pogly

A very large pig with a slight mix of pony

My friend just bought a pogly

by Pogly December 20, 2016

Pollidore

The best family ever

Nate pollidore made this

by 123abc456efg May 1, 2018

pollerudo

Pollerudo describes the boy who is controlled by his girldfriend

Emi is so pollerudo

by Maikraboia May 4, 2018

Pollack Poop

The act of pooping so violently that the end result paints your toilet bowl creating a scene similar in fashion to a Jackson Pollack painting.

Tiffany's IBS causes her to have Pollock Poop on a regular basis.

After Mandi eats Mexican Food, she heads straight for the bathroom to create Pollack Poop.

by LouLouBell August 18, 2021

Skeezer pollinator

A dirty middle aged man who wants to impregnate as many women as he can.

Girlfriend!! You better stay away from that skeezer pollinator. He's all mine!!!!

by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013