The act of jabbing or piercing the eye ball with a pointed instrument such as a pencil or the index finger. Eye-poking is similar to eye-gauging except that eye-gauging generally employs the thumb and is used in self-defense.
An eye for an eye discourages eye-poking. ~ ..phiLip..
by kingphilip2 July 10, 2011
Get the eye-pokingmug. A game played by a group of men either in the office with co-workers or at parties.
It involves someone being the 'Car' (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the 'exhaust') from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (Length depends on who's playing!)
- The car inserts the exhaust in-between his arse cheeks.
- The other men take turns driving the car by fucking the exhaust.
- Each driver does this until they ejaculate up the exhaust.
- The winner is the driver who pushes through the cum drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe ('arse').
It involves someone being the 'Car' (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the 'exhaust') from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (Length depends on who's playing!)
- The car inserts the exhaust in-between his arse cheeks.
- The other men take turns driving the car by fucking the exhaust.
- Each driver does this until they ejaculate up the exhaust.
- The winner is the driver who pushes through the cum drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe ('arse').
Person: "Hey Grant do you want to play Poke The Tailpipe at lunch?"
Grant: "Yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time"
Grant: "Yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time"
by Morgan Wilde September 22, 2012
Get the Poke The Tailpipemug. by darrlye November 2, 2005
Get the poke and gritmug. A woman receiving finger thrusts to her vagina either from herself or another person; the female form of Jerking-off; fingering
by spencefence September 1, 2007
Get the Poking-offmug. To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.
by Jessica777 January 31, 2009
Get the ninja pokemug. When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.
by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010
Get the no-life pokingmug. by thekattsmeow May 30, 2011
Get the orgasm pokemug.