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poke woke

girl + nap + in boyfriend's lap + boner in his pants = poke woke
When a girl is watching Forrest Gump with her boyfriend, and falls asleep in her boyfriend's lap before the scene where Forrest's mom has sex with the principal, and then the boyfriend gets a boner, and thus, the girl is poke woke.
by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 18, 2011
mugGet the poke wokemug.

eye-poking

The act of jabbing or piercing the eye ball with a pointed instrument such as a pencil or the index finger. Eye-poking is similar to eye-gauging except that eye-gauging generally employs the thumb and is used in self-defense.
An eye for an eye discourages eye-poking. ~ ..phiLip..
by kingphilip2 July 10, 2011
mugGet the eye-pokingmug.

poke and grit

A slang term used to describe being hungry.
meaning Poke out your lips and grit your teeth.
"mom whats for dinner."
"Poke and Grit."
"what?"
" Poke out your lips, and grit your teeth."
by darrlye November 2, 2005
mugGet the poke and gritmug.

Poking-off

A woman receiving finger thrusts to her vagina either from herself or another person; the female form of Jerking-off; fingering
He was shocked when he walked in on his girlfriend to find her poking-off on her bed.
by spencefence September 1, 2007
mugGet the Poking-offmug.

ninja poke

To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.
Look at that person I just ninja poked! It is sooo hilarious!
by Jessica777 January 31, 2009
mugGet the ninja pokemug.

no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.
Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."
by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010
mugGet the no-life pokingmug.

orgasm poke

when a male/female pokes you hard enough to make you make a sound as if you are having an orgasm.
Kat: "Hey Sara,ORGASM POKE!"
Sara:"OOOOOOoooooOOOO"
by thekattsmeow May 30, 2011
mugGet the orgasm pokemug.

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