Skip to main content

pokemon hoe 

A way to describe someone who is a slut for pokemon go.
Jessica is a total pokemon hoe, she's always battling at gyms.
pokemon hoe by konnoyuuki August 4, 2016

Pokemon Go

kid:I play Pokemon go everyday

random person: STFU Pokeman is dead asf
Pokemon Go by UnsubToDRM June 10, 2017

Pokemon Inflation 

the thing that makes pokemon games cost very much money
James: Why are pokemon games so expensive?
James: Computer, search Pokemon Inflation.
Pokemon Inflation by walfa November 1, 2021

Pokémon spread

When a woman bends over and spreads her asscheeks apart with her hands, revealing both asshole and cooter at the same time.
My girl gave me the Pokémon spread last night. It was fucking amazing!
Pokémon spread by Mclovin-69 January 25, 2022

Pokemon Legends Arceus 

A pokemon game made by Game Freak and Nintendo (its a cool game lol).
Person One: Dude! This new pokemon game just came out! Its called Pokemon Legends Arceus Wanna play it?
Person Two: Sure! Lets go.
A little later on, the Nintendo Switch that they were playing on gets smashed into pieces because they kept dying.

Pokemon fuck

A Pokemon fuck is another way of saying for friendcest.
As in 'Gotta catch 'em all'
Inherently to sleep with more than one person in your friendship group, especially to actively try to have them all.
'Mate, i think this weekend is bordering on a pokemon fuck up'
'its ok. everyone does it. its just that nobody talks about it.'
Pokemon fuck by Roxy Starr February 10, 2006