The smallest celebrity that can be imagined by the human mind. Based on scientific terms such as "Plank Length" and "Plank Time" for smallest units for length and time respectively
by Chemical potato December 6, 2025
Get the Plank Celebrity mug.Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the anal planking mug.Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
by arcanev4 February 21, 2025
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Get the plank daddy mug.Frisbee Planks, is a term for planking while other men try to stick as many frisbees in between your asscheeks as possible. Before the activity stars, all men participating must say “No Homo” to ensure no homosexual intentionsOnce the limit is reached, the man with the frisbees must try to launch them in the sky and catch them again. Frisbee Planks is most commonly done while not sober, and requires a lot of practice.
by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium May 17, 2023
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You: for sure
Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank
You: for sure
Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank
by QueenyOmygodess June 23, 2024
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