sex pistols

A rad 70's punk band. They logged me off of Britney Spears and N*SYNC and all that worthless dribble when I was 12.

Hip-hop girl: Yo! Watcha listenin' to ho?
Punk girl: Sex Pistols.
Hip-hop girl: Oh, they's must be news.
Punk girl: They're from the 70's, dumbass.
Hip-hop girl: You be listenin' to s*** from da 70's? You gay.
Punk girl: Thanks, I'm very happy.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 9, 2004

Detroit Piston

A Detriot Piston is when a male takes both of his hands, balls them into a fist and fists both the asshole and cunt of a female simultaneously. It is also optional to have another female in the background perfroming a rimjob on the male, but the extra female can be substituted for a dog. As the girl is orgasming, he must yell "DEEEE-TROOOOIT BASKETTTTBALLLLL!!!!!"

that Detroit Piston last night was the bomb.com

by RICK J/JD/SAMWISE March 31, 2010

PistolShrimps

The best comedy channel on youtube since 2008! Two smart, funny and handsome men from Norway (Stian Hafstad & Christer Larsen) who make funny (but not cheap!) youtube videos. You can find here many parodies on Harry Potter, LOTR, batman, Hunger Games and so on. Also few scatches like "rage comics in real life" or "mark and bill's sexual education". Plenty of their vids went viral.
Their videos have really HIGH quality and will definitely make you laugh.

Guy1: Hey man! PistolShrimps haven't reliesed new video for pretty long time!
Guy2: I know right.. But yeah check this out! The next video is gonna be captain Europe part 2. Haha "coming soon" we all know this.
Guy3: Hey pals, don't be mean. They have a big amount of work on their own too, you should check out their film work meanwhile.

by iloveoddfjord October 28, 2016

shocker pistols

Hand mime of a handgun where the barrel of the gun includes the index, middle, and pinky fingers.

In playing cowboys and Indians, Tim pointed his shocker pistols at me.

by PLPeter December 26, 2013

Pistolvania

A slang term for Pennsylvania.

I am going to Pistolvania for the summer.

by VMC22189 September 16, 2006

sex pistols

Sex Pistols....a very good band indeed! But Does it really matter who started Punk Rock?? Everyones always arguing about who started it....WHO FUCKING CARES IT'S MUSIC!!!!! Music at its best.....

wigger- Have you heard the new 50 cent cd?
punk- No are you on crack? thats shitty music ** Punch ** Fuck off faggot!!!

by ezras-is-sexy September 5, 2005

the sex pistols

By far the best punk band to come out of England (or anywhere else for that matter). They were formed by Malcom McLaren in 1975 and included Steve Jones on guitar, Paul Cook the drummer, Glen Matlock on bass, and John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten as lead singer. Later Glen Matlock was replaced with the infamous John Simon Ritchie or Sid Vicious (his stage name, a joke about his mild temperment) who couldn't play for beans but nonetheless became the most notorious of the group. They became the first people to swear on television during an interview with Bill Grundy and were subsequently banned from most clubs. After a disastrous American tour they disbanded after Johnny Rotten left the band on January 14th, 1978.
Sid Vicious was suspected for the murder of his girlfriend Nancy Spungeon on October 12th of the same year. He served jail time but the case was never solved. He was found dead on February 1, 1979 after a heroin overdose (the heroin was supplied by his mother after he was released from jail). He was only 21.
The remaining Sex Pistols reunited in 1996 and released an album after touring. Glen Matlock returned as bass player.

God Save The Queen, she is Pretty Vacant so I'm gonna do it My Way.

by Bob the Magician July 4, 2004