Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Flag

Get the Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Publicmug.

Auto-pilot

When a person is on a cocktail of lots of cocaine, lots of liquor and possible sleep deprivation.

"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"

by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019

Flag

Get the Auto-pilotmug.

Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021

Flag

Get the Pilot Excusesmug.

pilot error

A pilot error is a pregnant flight attendant

Why is Susan off work?

Jessica: She’s off work due to pilot error.

by Gert Barr April 5, 2021

Flag

Get the pilot errormug.

german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

Flag

Get the german pilot lightmug.

herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

Flag