perpendicular hugger

When you approach someone for an embrace, but they turn to a 90 degree angle to avoid full frontal contact.

I went to embrace Shannon, but she turned sideways so I only got her shoulder. She’s a perpendicular hugger.

by DefinED November 13, 2017

perped out

Fake, not true, just for show.

I don't know why Kevin is in that perped out engagement. He still be with other females.

by Sheremy December 11, 2017

Perpicklement

The shitty feeling before you are about to get into a bad predicament.

Stacey has got me in a perpicklement because she's been snooping around in my phone lately.

by SlightlyMoldySpaghettiStrand April 23, 2018

Perplexican

Noun- 1. A person lacking the skills, knowledge, or ability to speak clearly.

2. A person who speech is not understandable. Confusing.

The cab driver was a perplexican, I couldn't understand a word he said.

by James Oxbow January 31, 2018

Perpinkle

It’s a color that mixes pink and purple together

Hey Stephen I love th color perpinkle

by Realadam9000 May 6, 2018

perpendicular_memes

the best meme page in the world

jim- "my uncle just died, how do i ease the pain???"
bob- "follow perpendicular_memes, he cured my depression"

by jkaileenwrotethis-lmao-u-loner June 6, 2018

Perping

Perping pretty much being a sneaky two or three headed snake or lion. Most likely snake cause you’re someones bitch and you sneaking around in the shadows. Or just a criminal. Ain’t perpetrators a real word?

Don’t get any good from her. I heard new friend in the mustang is perping. Just tryna look out kid.

by Callmewatyawntidgaf🤟indamiddle June 19, 2018