smashed penny

a penny that is put in a machine that imprints it with a word or design. Generally it is given as a gift from one person to another, usually boy to girl or vice versa. It generally signifies eternal friendship but nothing more, like a relationship. The receiver usually accepts the gift but then enters a state of depression behind closed doors because he wants to have a relationship.

Marissa just gave me a smashed penny and I'm pissed because I want to be more than friends; now I'm stuck in the best friend zone.

by ustifet ustifetiana September 29, 2008

wrinkeled penny

A nothern term used to describe an asshole

Yeah man melinda let me hit her wrinkeled penny last night

by lonestar September 29, 2004

Penny candy

Candy that can be bought for 1 cent. Usualy found at corner stores and is becoming less and less available.

Johnny: I have one dollar.
Susie: What will you spend it on?
Johnny: 100 pieces of Penny Candy.

by Justin November 1, 2003

penny pinching

This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.

As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

Penny Finger

N. The darkish residue left on the finger tips after counting pennies

Person 1 "DUDE WHAT THE HELL YOUR LEAVING FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
Person 2 "Sorry i got penny fingers"

by Dupuis May 20, 2013

ass pennies

Pennies that have been stored in ones butt for indeterminite amount of time.

He was surrounded by thugs, Bill knew that he had only one chance...his ass pennies.

by Wags June 16, 2003

Penny Pincher

A jew that kills you in a game to steal or earn items

That fucking Penny Pincher killed me and stole all my gear in dayz

by stupid furry trash February 27, 2020