bic pen

When you tried to not use the full word bitch and meant to write bich and typed so fast you forgot the h before you hit send. Then you end up with bic and just finished the sentence by adding pen because there are pens also named bic. It's an endearment.

"why are you being such a bic..pen"
"rude ass bic pen"

by kmoneyswag November 3, 2017

Epi Pen

The Epi Pen is the centre of gravity and fate as we know it. The Epi Pen attracts the force and level of zero and Τουρβονικό. If the Epi Pen is combined with an epic pen (which attracts the force and level of ∞ and the Ορείχαλκος Τρίτος) all hell would break loose and the multiverse would implode on itself. The Epi Pen has properties of C (Cenic) and ^ (^Vonhid>). The Epi Pen also possess the power to turn backwards on itself creating QX (Quertus Xeus) Motion. When the Epi Pen creates QX Motion, Physics and Quantumus (A form of Z* Physics) Physics is broken. When Quantumus Physics is broken, Retscev (another form of Z* Physics) will unwind itself creating an infinite loophole where different dimensions and Alternate Universes will collide and reenact the creation of the true HeRA Unisherse. The Epi Pen when stabbed into someone grants them the power of the Stank Dank Spin.

Person: OH SHIT AN EPI PEN! *proceeds to contract ∞ power levels*

by Creator Of The Stank Dank Spin November 18, 2020

Penis pen

A pencil that doesn't have an eraser. It is basically a useless writing utensil also know as a dick pen or cock pen.

"I don't want your penis pen." or "Get that penis pen away from me."

by geotracker8 January 18, 2009

the pen is mightier than the sword

When it comes to governance of human beings, our thoughts, our thinking outweigh violence.

"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword." Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803–1873)

by TeresaKW August 29, 2005

veal pen

the veal pen is an individual's cube in the feed lot that is corporate america. the unsuspecting worker occupying the cube is kept in the dark and restrained to keep him or her tender until he or she is butchered

"jonesy is stuck in the veal pen until he closes the krupke deal, then he's dead meat"

by jrot May 20, 2008

wax pen

A vape battery but using the cartage of a wax

Aye I just bought myself a wax pen

by Chill559 December 11, 2016

Red Pen Syndrome

The sufferers of this syndrome have an irrepressible urge to correct any and all grammar mistakes that come within their sight. At times this can be helpful, but at other times, it can be downright inappropriate and mean.

Jane: Hey! Take that apostrophe out of there!
Bob: What? Who are you?
Jane: I'm sorry, I have Red Pen Syndrome.

by Soundandfury October 8, 2008