oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.
As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
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Oral Sex

What people know to be "blow jobs" and "eating out"

Sexual stimulation to genitals from mouths
She gave him/her amazing oral sex last night
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oral sex

Anything to do with the mouth when it comes to sexual activity. Licking, sucking, using saliva and tongue to pleasure someone’s genitals. Completely safe, not possible to get pregnant, but do be careful you aren’t hurting your partner.
Jim: I had the best oral sex last night. I hope the chick enjoyed it too

James: What a night you had, I’ve never had oral sex, I bet it feels good
Jim: It feels amazing if she knows how to suck
James: LMAO
by Ganganagar smartass May 25, 2021
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oral pyrotechnics

To be sick: possibly is a violent or projectile way and maybe even producing a wide range of colours and textures.
See also chunder
Me: How are you feeling today?
Friend: Not good, I had a bad case of the oral pyrotechnics last night, there was carrot EVERYWHERE
by Bexina Beana November 13, 2007
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Golden Oral

A blowjob from someone who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 24 hours or longer.
Did you hear that Johnny got golden oral from a homeless woman the other day?
by Goob the cat August 02, 2021
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Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.
Not fair...we had an oral contract.
by braziliancarwash January 13, 2012
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oral bang

Sticking ones tongue into a woman's vagina or a mans as, moving in and out causing pleasure to form.
Ymir told me all her kinky dreams last night even the time when she oral banged Christa.
by Hentia Levi April 29, 2015
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