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oyster pussy

A girls vagina that is extremely wide after so much use, you can even fit your oyster within the lips sideways.
Boy 1: Damn her pussy was so loose i could rest my oyster card in her lips.

Boy 2: thats a oyster pussy nig!
by ahada February 20, 2009
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finger oyster

Jonah's neck sister
Dexter having bedazled the wench, lumbered into the forlorn bedroom and was hammered with a bearded fright when he happened upon his nana's finger oyster.
by odious bill wrenkler May 23, 2004
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Oyster Nigga

Any nigga that acts like a male, than turns around and acts like a female, than back to male, daily, weekly, annually, similar to OYSTERS which are ambisexual by nature
Why are you so sensitive today bro, crying acting like a oyster nigga!
by Curt_Eisenhardt January 11, 2012
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Oyster Of The Little Man

The substance of one's nose slurped out of one's fingernails, ideally a big ole booger jellied in white mucus (the oyster) slurped from the tips of one's French-manicured fingernails (the oyster's shell)
Brett: You digging your nose?? Disgusting!!!

Katie: The oyster of the little man, for you my poor hobo. Try it.

Brett (slurping Katie's mucus-y booger out of her French-manicured fingernail): Yummy! Just have the Tabasco sauce ready next time.
by Moritat69 December 7, 2011
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oyster shooter

When a massive load of cum is shotgunned into the back of the throat, forcing an instaneous swallow.
She was ball deep on my cock and her tongue tickled my balls in just the right way, I gave her a surprise oyster shooter. She was pissed.
by KBI2113 May 17, 2014
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Oystin

Ass holes who think he is better than everyone.He is a bitch and no body likes him
I hate you oystin
by Some Dumb Blone September 18, 2016
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Texas Oyster

The Texas Oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately ejaculate into one of the women's eyes and direct the other female to suck the ejaculate out of there like an oyster.
I came in that tricks eye and made my bottom bitch give her a Texas Oyster.
by Tucker Rosemont November 4, 2013
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