Nutley, NJ

Predominantly Italian neighborhood in New Jersey, with a small number is hispanics and chinese. was voted 38th best place to live IN NEW JERSEY although it is a technically a blue zone the democrats living there are generally not as outspoken as the republicans, so to an outsider, it would seem predominantly red. However, that is not to say that there aren’t many republicans. driving down most streets in nutley, you’ll seem some sort of republican memorabilia, whether it be a lawn sign or a blue lives matter flag. there is an incredibly low amount of openly lgbt population, which doesn’t mean that they aren’t there, it just means that they’re afraid of being called fag while walking down the street to get a slice a of pizza from the “famous” pizzeria ralph’s near yantacaw elementary school. speaking of slurs, most kids in nutley, due to an extremely low amount of african americans living there, believe that they can use the n word, because their black friends allow them. most use some sort of drug, whether it be weed, alcohol, cigarettes, or the infamous juuling. most juulers get their juul/pods at a convenience store near the high school, which sells to everyone as long as you look around 14. the average age to lose your virginity is 13. the general population looks like the cast of jersey shore, and the houses generally aren’t very large, with most families lying around middle class, some approaching but not reaching upper middle class, and some others in lower middle.

Hey, Anthony, Antonio, Ant, Tony, I’m heading over to Nutley, NJ to buy some pods! Wanna come with and get wings at Gone With The Wings after?

by mintismyfavorite October 13, 2018

Nuclear Missile

Not much is known of the origin of the Nuclear Missile, but it is an immensely-powerful weapon, fired ONCE from the Temple of NOD, that is capable of destroying most of your base in a heart-beat. Like the GDI Ion Cannon, the Nuclear Missile can be guided home with a Nuclear Missile Beacon. Once placed, it is not advised to stick around, unless you are a GDI engineer and have nerves of steel, at which point you just walk up and dis-arm the blasted thing.

Similar in function to the GDI Ion Cannon

Remember children, don't play with Nuclear Missile Beacons!

by Boxymoron February 9, 2005

Nuclear Blowjob

When a male performs oral sex on a female, and the female cums, the male licks up all the secretion. After which, the female will give a blow job to the male, and at the time of orgasm, removes her head, letting the cum splatter all over the place. At the same time, the male will spit out all of the female's secretion that he has been holding in his mouth. Thus creating a huge explosion of cum.

She just gave me a Nuclear Blowjob, it was awesome

by Doctor Unk November 22, 2010

niple twatter

a special titty twister where u grab the niple with ur left hand and enforce the strength with ur right hand then trip them and while there on the floor sock there niple

i will give u a super niple twatter

by razmatazz May 13, 2005

Nuglet

Slightly larger than a turdlet and much larger than a trinklet, the nuglet is the average piece of fecal matter ejected by the erupting anus. Greatly known for most of the "aromatic" fragrance while shatting, the nuglet is a colorful and sensual component of the dumping process. Watch out though, don't mistake it for smudglet, which is is more gooey predecessor.

"I just shat a nuglet the size of the Titanic!"

by CrazyBob62 May 9, 2006

purple nurple

the act of twisting a friends nipple until it turns purple

Jen is getting a purple nurple on Monday

by patsfan1122333 February 3, 2008

nuclear poke

the "nuclear option" of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war.

*Posted on a facebook profile*
--i am taking the nuclear option--
--for this facebook pokewar--
--which i have, incidentally, just declared.--
-- however i have also--
--decided to take this one all the way--
--up the escalation ladder--
--right at the outset--
--because im cool like that--
-- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons--
-- so now the choice is yours:--
--you can continue fighting this conflict--
--in vain--
--but just know--
--that this was merely--
--a small, initial first strike--
--a single "nuclear poke"--
--if you will...--
-- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.--
--you have been warned.--

by CoffeeDrinker July 31, 2010