arse paste

The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.
The heat of the day left its telltale mark of arse paste on his shorts.
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Arse Rape

"In New Zealand dairy products are expensive because Fonterra arse rape us", Electricty is expensive because power companies arse rape us"

Wages are low because employers arse rape us" and of course taxes are very high because the Government arse rape us big time!!
by Dan Ranga September 17, 2011
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Cock-Arse

Someone who is a complete cock but an absolute arse at the same time.
Example A:

"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"

Example B:

"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"
by Hector Knox December 27, 2005
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piece of arse

Direct from the motherland, a more eloquent way to refer to a smoking female specimen. After all, she's not a donkey.
I had a jolly ol' time last night with my blokes up in Newcastle. You should have seen Nigel score that smashing piece of townie arse, right as the bar closed at the puritanical hour of 11pm.
by Cryogenic Stasis November 21, 2004
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Stucco Arse

An individual whose life revolves around the the creation of plaster and plasterboard products. This may be an employee of a plaster related manufacturer, or merely a lover of building products or building activities.
Stuart: "Hey, i think i'll work late, so that more plasterboard will be available to the world."

cowp: "No way, don't you have a life or something, you stucco arse."
by Msyrinx May 08, 2007
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arse biscuits

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.
by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003
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jew's arse

Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery
The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse
by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006
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