Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets

Steve is a fat nonce

by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022

nonced up

Referring to the children abused by a nonce

I wonder who he has nonced up

by SpeedyChim May 21, 2023

Nonce

Dragon

That guy Drago in that van is a nonce

by I_AM-Anonymous October 26, 2020

Nonce

Nonces are an essential part of British culture ,we've had multiple nuns phenomenons over the decades, the bald nonce the vape nonce
But I think we can all agree that Louie ryan is the biggest nonce

Did you know that Jim supports westham
Oh no he's a nonce

by SRC Studio's June 8, 2020

Nonce

British slang for pedophile.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

by British Slang User September 4, 2023

Nonce

A nickname for nancy

Hey nonce
Hey don't call me nonce
Wait-thats ur name tho, Nancy
Ye

Well nonce is a nickname

No!!
Oh, oh well
U can call me it anyways

Ok, nonce

by Izzywizzyletsgetbusy November 23, 2021