Nob

"Charlie has a small nob"
by Coolguywithabigdick7789 July 08, 2020
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Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
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Nob jockey

Derogatory term for Somone who constantly wants dick
Heather, oh yeah she is a complete nob jockey
by Jake p the snake May 14, 2017
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Nob Jockey

Noun
{Noh-B Joh-Key}

A person being an absolute idiot or cock head
"Jefferey you are being an absolute nob jockey, sit the fuck down and have some water"
by Zarisoll May 11, 2020
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Nob jockey

A homosexual man or woman who regularly rides a so called "nob"
by Nazi star 123 August 24, 2016
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Dorf-nob

A strange eccentric individual who often wears butterfly glasses and often with a limp dick for a brain who always thinks he or she is quite right in the head.
An average librarian or an eccentric barrister being a right dorf-nob in his or her job.
by Jake Tankard July 11, 2008
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neon-nob

a penis wearin a bright coloured condom
"omg the guy last night he had a neon-nob"
by it is usss November 16, 2009
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