when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
by catchinggold October 5, 2018
Get the Shit i need to take a fuck mug.Tingling or prickling, “pins-and-needles” sensation; usually temporary, often occurs in the arms, hands, legs or feet.
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by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 16, 2021
Get the Need For Speed Heat mug.A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."
Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"
Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."
Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."
Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."
Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."
by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010
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- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012
Get the I have to go now. My planet needs me. mug.An exclamation used when you pull a Humphrey Hambone.
An exclamation used when you screw up bad or break something. Often yelled as you run away.
Usually, written with punctuation like "Glue! I need glue!" and with lots of exclamation marks.
The proper response is "You're going to need lots of glue!" just before you throttle the person for breaking your stuff.
If you are lucky it belonged to someone else and you can say "I told you so."
For a full explanation see Humphrey Hambone.
An exclamation used when you screw up bad or break something. Often yelled as you run away.
Usually, written with punctuation like "Glue! I need glue!" and with lots of exclamation marks.
The proper response is "You're going to need lots of glue!" just before you throttle the person for breaking your stuff.
If you are lucky it belonged to someone else and you can say "I told you so."
For a full explanation see Humphrey Hambone.
I though the computer password was 'beth1' but it is not working. All my school work is store in there! Glue! I need glue!
by The Neutral Christ June 13, 2010
Get the Glue! I need glue! mug.Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!
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