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Newton

A Newton is an individual who asks another for any favor and then proceeds to increase the level of difficulty involved in executing said favor.
My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?
by spidey2x June 10, 2025
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Isaac Newton

Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.
“That guy inside that other guy packing fudge over there looks like a giant Isaac Newton”
by Jafleur December 30, 2022
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Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky
wow you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton!
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Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky
wow, you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton.
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Newton

Generic name for places.
The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
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Newton

The cutest boy ever. He has such an adorable smile and in general the most gentle boy ever. I love him so much and he's so perfect even though he doubts himself like crazy. (which he shouldn't)

At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.

I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
holy shit! Newton is smiling again, so cute!
by aleenana March 11, 2024
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michael newton

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"
by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022
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