scott newton

A person highly associated with drug abuse and neglect.

Phil: "Hey see that guy over there?"

Jeremie: "Yeah, he such a scott newton!"

by The1BigGoon June 5, 2017

Cam Newton

A tree head peace of shit

Cam Newton Has a tree growing on his dam head and

by Patriots fan lmao November 1, 2020

Cam Newton

He won't be forgotten even if he disappeared, but he went with the prettiest team of the 2000s over the Cardiac Cats. That was fucked up.

Cam Newton wanted to go to New England, he wanted to win again.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.

newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.

by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018

Brett newton

Bus Driver who cannot run to on-time schedule who is always rude and never on time

Brett newton is a rude Bus Driver

Newcastle transport he works for

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

poppy newton

a girl that you do not want to meet normally a bitch

oh god she was a poppy newton

by zaccccck adddis October 27, 2011