Someone with very little cognitive skills, and/or a dismembered penis. A very bad gamer. Unlike a noob, a newb is someone who actually want's to get better. But they probably never will.
by Neytari June 1, 2018
Get the a newb mug.A derogatory term compounding the words "new age" -and pronounced /ˈno͞oij/ (-rhyming with "sewage"). Used to label things that are touted as "spiritual" or "positive" -but are actually pretentious and otherwise useless.
"The newage in this retreat weekend workshop is just too much for me to take seriously."
"Crystals, raw veganism, energy-work, and 'positive thinking' are all just a bunch of newage"
"Crystals, raw veganism, energy-work, and 'positive thinking' are all just a bunch of newage"
by psychosufi May 17, 2017
Get the newage mug.Newbie's known to be called as noob or newb. Just like braggers or gold diggers they will say that noob means dumb and stupid. but in another way.. Newbies are new players who are like stupid people but are new to the game. they'll sometime need to check how to play or check the rules.
1 : "That maybe a newbie.. I'll tell him how to play."
2 : "It's been a month and I'm a newbie at this game now.."
3 : "Your such a newbie! Don't you now how to play???"
2 : "It's been a month and I'm a newbie at this game now.."
3 : "Your such a newbie! Don't you now how to play???"
by LadTacobell June 30, 2018
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noun Usually of the Christopher variety. Has odd obsession with gay and homo. Often hints, but will never admit that he is indeed a mud tongue. Commonly found around the workplace.
Examples of Newbill:
"I’m pretty sure in real life, not on television; I can spot a Tele-tubbie making a b-line for my A-hole."
"…remembers why we cover our asshole while at parade rest…clinches tight and looks over shoulder for Hawk…"
"For that…+1000 Homosexual points to you. That puts you up there with Big Gay Al"
"Make him a druid…and a tauren…just because we need a cow to milk"
"I’m going to bust all of your nuts if you guys don’t STFU and stop being dumb. (at least make it funny if you’re going be an idiot)"
"I’m pretty sure in real life, not on television; I can spot a Tele-tubbie making a b-line for my A-hole."
"…remembers why we cover our asshole while at parade rest…clinches tight and looks over shoulder for Hawk…"
"For that…+1000 Homosexual points to you. That puts you up there with Big Gay Al"
"Make him a druid…and a tauren…just because we need a cow to milk"
"I’m going to bust all of your nuts if you guys don’t STFU and stop being dumb. (at least make it funny if you’re going be an idiot)"
by Fallen January 27, 2005
Get the Newbill mug.A word for "fail" that was made 1 day in a clan chat on Runescape.com. It was made by an epic typo when a co-leader of the clan tryed to call another co-leader a fail. Somehow, the first co-leader typed in "neab" instead of 'Fail".
by iHiker July 24, 2010
Get the Neab mug.When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"
Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!
by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009
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