The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.
Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?
John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!
John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!
by Bushbrother January 12, 2009
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by hublahh August 3, 2010
Get the Networking mug.a person who after seeing The Social Network, a Facebook film by David Fincher, creates his own website to become a billionaire too.
#1 Hey, have you seen FACELOOK, the site a guy from next dorm created? It's cool, man.
#2 Nah, I'm not interested in what another Social Netdork invented.
#2 Nah, I'm not interested in what another Social Netdork invented.
by Ferdinand Heisenberg October 29, 2010
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Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.
Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.
Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.
Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.
by Foznots March 23, 2011
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acronym ASN.
acronym ASN.
A person who is surrounded by friends at a bar or restaurant, but is on their smartphone checking their twitter feed or other peoples Facebook updates rather than socializing with the people present: Oh don't worry about Liz joining the conversation at dinner she is Anti-Social Networking as usual.
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Get the Anti-Social Networking mug.Bro-speak term for partying. "Networking" gives fratboys an easy out to help overcome the massive cognitive dissonance associated with their lifestyles should it be brought into question. Namely, the idea that they will one day get a good-paying, stable job despite the unfortunate reality of their complete lack of employable skills.
TKE: Hey man frats provide valuable networking opportunities. My bro's dad has a dealership and he's going to give me a job once I graduate with my bachelors in marketing and I'm going to make fat ass cash and retire when I'm 40 brah.
Human: What did you say? Sorry, I was kind of busy learning an actual skill that will allow me to avoid a career of glad-handing and brown-nosing to cover up my obvious ineptitude.
Human: What did you say? Sorry, I was kind of busy learning an actual skill that will allow me to avoid a career of glad-handing and brown-nosing to cover up my obvious ineptitude.
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