Jay Motty

A hand job when the hand is covered in shit

Gerrard shat on his hand, wrapped said hand around Klopp’s schlong and gave Klopp a Jay Motty. Klopp loved it.

by BenDNazzakat April 1, 2023

pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.

"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"

by anonymous August 11, 2023

Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”

Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit”

by I hate rockspiders April 22, 2024

Yung Matty

awkward ass nigga who cant rap

YUNG MATTY hopped on the track and damn my black nigga that shit was so wack!

by Chimarutheblack June 22, 2025

pulling a matty

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Mad man matty

Absolutely a unit

It’s Mad man matty , oh no !!

by Mad man matty November 23, 2021