Hard musician

When a girl grabs a cd or dvd and hangs it on her hard nipple and gives it a spin.

Wow girl you play that hard musician real tight like Hed Kandi.

by TheSchizo's May 16, 2009

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musical slob

somebody with legitimate musical experience, however is totally unskilled.

-"I couldn't tell the difference between two notes if life depended upon it."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."

by Miseru Oesamu August 17, 2008

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A person who likes a certain type of music to fit into a group of popular people even though they hate the type of music.

Musical: The music

Con: Against their own opinion

Poser: A total fake who tries to fit in but makes even more of an ass of themself's than they were before.

Jeez Joel doesn't even like rock he's such a musical conPOSER

by poserh8 June 8, 2009

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Musical Triangulation

The process of describing an artist to a non-listener by comparing the artist to three or more other artists. Usually done with three artists, two of which are similar to each other and the third of which is significantly different, and in the style of: "They are like (similar band #1) mixed with (similar band #2) with elements of (totally different band)"

Speaker 1: You haven't heard Sage Francis? He's like Swollen Members mixed with Sweatshop Union, with elements of Paul Simon.

Speaker 2: Dude, that's an awesome musical triangulation.

by Keramac October 8, 2009

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