A tool: When a chick puckers up, a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets, to her ass and farts through it so the party doesn't know she tore ass and unleashed on the house.
Ellen felt the queso dip rumblen-down-under knocking on the devils door. She knew her lactose inducement would peal paint off the walls so she grabbed some dryer sheets and a roll of paper towels to pass off a butt muffler.
by Big E' March 9, 2006
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Tyler- No why?
Mikey- He was muffed!
Tyler- Damn!
Tyler- No why?
Mikey- He was muffed!
Tyler- Damn!
by Lil Beetch May 26, 2011
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Mufflowne is a madeup animal by Aleks Vujovic which quickly became popular in the community. The creature is very small, about 7 cm in height (including ears) with a bipedal structure, fur and the ability of gliding short distances. It is often described as a North-American flyng squirrel and a bunny rabbit cross. It has very flexible bones, indegistible apetite for sexual intercourse and as a general rule it is very cute.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the word muff apart from it's first 4 letters.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the word muff apart from it's first 4 letters.
by Mish February 15, 2004
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I was about to get some of that fine ass pussy over there until Paul came up and started talking about Star Wars again, he's such a muffler.
by Amanda Likes It That Way March 18, 2009
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Get the Jizz Muffer mug.1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.
2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.
2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.
1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!
2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.
2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.
by Dwight August 3, 2005
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by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007
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