muff stank

a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole

i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe

by RetroThis May 4, 2012

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Muff Sandwhich

Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.

Your mother has such a muff sandwhich

by Airplaneman March 30, 2012

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Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden May 10, 2012

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A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.

"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."

by ratface83 February 13, 2015

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B muff

A blueberry muffin

Jordan Marsh used to have the best B muffs

by Nerd brigade April 4, 2020

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Muff Vision

The art of initiating oral sex with a female by means of staring at her crotch until the sacred act of muffing commences (or until her vagina spontaneously combusts - whichever happens first).

See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”

Used in a sentence:

“Activate Muff Vision”

by (The Real) Mr Muff February 27, 2022

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