Mert

Mert’s usually have a muscular body with godly abs, and a cock over 10 inches.

He was so good in bed!

He must’ve been a Mert

by jugglethemballs April 27, 2022

Merten

Me. Also better than Jacob.

Person 1: Hi! What's your name?
Merten: Hello there! My name is Merten, now fuck off

by MertenFucker69420 June 3, 2022

Murtar

From the latin Murtalis (-e), a verb to describe the action of being an idiosyncratic alpha female with iconic dance moves, common misanthropic rants and demanding food standards.

Eg 1:

1. Fábio: "Iiiih, olha aquela gaja a abanar o cuzão"
2. Nelson: "Tá a murtar forte mm soc"

Eg 2.

Sónia: "Ai, ontem tava completamente a Murtar com uns suecos na fila do Ondeando, fds eles que vão lá comer alce com as suas kengas loiras cheias de lip filler.

Eg 3.

Catarina: "Mano, vais misturar massa cotovelo com espargos??????"

by Eugénio de Andrade June 6, 2022

Mert

Dumb idiot gay guy with a little brain

Person1:Oh look at that person what a mert.

by Gamekingdoom June 23, 2022

Murtaza

A very sad and depressing person, gets rejected by everyone

Can also be used as a verb to describe unpleasing things.

*there is a not soo good looking person walking down the street
That person is such a murtaza.

by Lmaoo I’m alis ass July 11, 2022

murtisen

queer child

That murtisen is great at math

by this is my school mail October 13, 2022

Merthyr Tidfyl FC

Merthyr Tydfil FC is the best club in wales and england. With winning the FA cup 14 times overtaking Arsenal and have won the Champions League 4 times and Europa League once.

Merthyr Tidfyl FC is the best team in England

by Aaron Ramsey December 18, 2022