Muckspreads 

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan

I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.

Muckspreads by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012

muckle-mouth

1. Similar to motor-mouth; Someone who talks excessively to no end and about many things at once.

2. Having a crooked or eccentrically shaped mouth that is seemingly rubber-like.

"She was sort of muckle-mouthed. I mean when she was talking and she got excited about something, her mouth sort of went in about 50 directions, her lips and all."
-Holden Caulfield of Catcher in the Rye

muckle-mouth by TheseWords January 6, 2008

Muckleboob

The definition of muckleboob is big idiot. The word itself is defined by combining Muckle which is an ancient scottish word meaning "Large amount" and boob, which is a dullard, oaf, or useless person. It can also be used to describe a disasterous outcome.

Personal Description: That guy is a real Muckleboob

Outcome: This job should have been easy, but now it's a real Muckleboob.

Muckleboob by Hong_Kong_Phooley December 13, 2012

muckover

This is a play on two words. "Muck" and "Makeover." A makeover where everything is slathered on in a great rush.

Basically it is a makeover, but done in such a tremendous hurry or with little regard to finesse because of limited time where the one being made over may not be at all appealing to most, but is just fine for someone desperate for a date or will take anyone of the opposite sex as they are.

"Janice, Horchester is going to be here in an hour for the dance !"
"Oh my god, I look awful, what will I do ?"
"Don't worry, we'll give you a muckover. You'll be fine."

muckover by dw8177 May 23, 2018

Muckery 

A situation (typically intimate) that one knows is nasty but just cant resist. Similar to words: gonna have to and it be like that sometimes

“Damn Keeks what was this muckery that went down in my guest bedroom?”
-*Clicks* “It was the muckiest of muckery”

Muckery by Tupac Shakurac October 29, 2018

Muckaround 

To Waste Time, do nothing

Theres a muckaround at george's Tomorrow night

Muckaround by Death October 18, 2003

Muckspread 

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.

The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.

Muckspread by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011