how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

by 🅱️ophie February 27, 2020

Morting

An extreme version of "dying."

Shaniqwa: Olivia Pope needs her own man! Tired of basic b*tches hopping on my men.

Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!

by thedinosaurxx January 30, 2016

Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

by Anonymous1847282718181 March 8, 2020

She's gonna be walking funny in the morning

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot

man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning

by Pedro the all mighty January 11, 2011

morning redwood

when you wake up and you have an unusually large boner. like, crazy big. and then it doesnt go away for like 3 hours, no matter how much you think about a naked hillary clinton dropping a cinderblock on your penis

i woke up this morning, and i had morning redwood. it still hasnt gone away

by king23232495 November 7, 2009

morning musume

The absolutely best JPOP group that has ever existed! Totally cute jgirls that you will splooge your pants watching thier goofy onscreen antics.

I love Morning Musume!

by Takaaki April 8, 2003

saturday morning cartoon

Cartoons that ran during Saturday mornings. A stem of nostalgia for many, there are few of these Saturday morning cartoons remaining since the late 2000s.

Garfield and Friends is an example of a Saturday morning cartoon in the 1980s-1990s.

by udusers1 July 17, 2010