noob of the month

an award given to someone who was an idiot or made a complete jackass of himself or just plain sucks at life

Guy1: hey man did u see robert the other day, he fell up the steps!
Guy2: yea man we gave him the noob of the month award

by Hellrazer360 November 21, 2007

White history month

1) March through January

2) Every month but February

3) The opposite of Black history month

1) April

2) "sorry, I can't this year. I'm celebrating White history month."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

mooth

a hard apple

the mooth hung from the old tree

by mahlon (age 4 1/2) March 18, 2004

Monotheism

It is the belief in the existence of one God.

Monotheism is characteristic of the Abrahamic religions, Judaism, Christianity, Druzism, Samaritanism, Islam, the Baha'i Faith and Zoroastrianism, but also Sikhism.

Have monotheism in your heart and you shall enter paradise (not sure about idol worshipers etc though)

by Nika1 July 7, 2011

12 month rule

The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.

Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"

Woman 2: "26 months old"

Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."

by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013

National Grab-Ass Month

Because of people pussying out on national grab ass day it’s gonna be changed to a month. So grab ass all month long it doesn’t matter who, boys and girls ass will be grabbed so go have fun.

Just walk by and grab his/her ass it’s national grab-ass month

by Go grab ass April 12, 2019

monthsary

same as anniversary but celebrated monthly rather than a yearly basis.

rodjun and i are having our 3rd monthsary tomorrow.

by mykz January 12, 2008