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Mobile Blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
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Poser Mobile

A group of azn guys who show up when you run out of pre-paid minutes.
Azn 1) Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, homie!
Azn 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
Azn 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
Azn 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible azn rap.
by anonymous antonym November 9, 2005
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the pope-mobil

OMG look its the pope-mobil!!
by Martina D June 6, 2005
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mobile phones

something that is good for calling people and also gud for taxing.
person1 - oh my god check out that fully sik razor (mobile phones)

person2 - lets tax that shit

person3 - and then we sell it for 2 hunge and spend the money on ciggies

person4 - yehhh bro koots.
by Sammmmmmmm November 24, 2006
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wanker mobile

A car, either a SAXO (usually in the blue colour that is also popular amongst Grannies) or a Subaru (either of the blue or black variety)
See that wanker in his wanker mobile, he looks like a cock - BARE laughs!
by Team Diva May 9, 2006
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pikey-mobil

The classic mode of transport of an average pikey. Normally a Mitsubishi Raider or a similar style full of pikeys yodling out the windows. Often chase bicyclists honking loudly and singing 'High on a hill'.
Oh no, here comes another pikey-mobil. Get out your rifles lads.
by Scar Flare September 9, 2007
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MOIL

Slot car oil/lubricant. Also known as (M)orry (O)verway's (I)ncredible (L)ubricant.
Our slot cars run fast using MOIL.
by Satchtola May 16, 2011
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