Tittie Monster

A person truly obsessed with large and well shapen female breasts. Someone who believes all women should have big jugs.

Bob was a tittie monster, all he looks at and talks about are huge female titties. Can you blame him?

by Ryan March 31, 2005

Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

Monstablokaz

A music label that represents Raptile. This label is normally shout out after the first few seconds of the song.

ALT DEFINITON: A gang or group that owns a side of town. i.e. owning more than one block

We got dis whole side of town we def be monstablokaz

by cDimes June 30, 2008

Monstafarian

A subset of African Americans, typically Afro-punks, who have a passion for horror, monster movies, props and other accoutrements that would lend them to an Addams Family type lifestyle. The typical monstafarian studies fear-reactions and spends time devising ways to make other people uncomfortable. They are extremely rare yet very interesting if encountered.

Have you met Giant Jim? He's a Monstafarian with the skull-beads in his dreads.

by Negro Frankenstein December 25, 2010

monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.

Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

Monster Wank

When men form a circle around one chicken and all masterbate until they all blow their load on her.

And she will be standing there dripping in semen. Classy

"Molly you're in my £70 dress"
"Good, I'll get the lads at the party to monster wank on it"

by Eleanor Hubbard August 3, 2014

monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.

Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.

by cuate March 30, 2015