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moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot December 24, 2008
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Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.
by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021
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moist cake

the tastiness and deliciousness of properly hydrated baked goods
Daisy devoured the delectably moist cake with her dolphins.
by Harold795 December 11, 2007
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Moist Sandwich

The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.
Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?

Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....

Jeff:....ouch....
by U.R.Mom April 20, 2011
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moist loaf

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".
by gay vicar October 30, 2007
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Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth
Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies
by Moist cookies November 7, 2014
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moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.
I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping
by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006
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