Mittens

Ones hands.

My Mittens are all calased up from liftin weights.

by Ashley42 September 27, 2008

Meat Mitten

A womans breasts.

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.

by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010

mittens

a very pro priest back in Nothing Personal that left a mark on everybody in the guild

mittens once said, "i prefer beetle borgs over power rangers."

by sicariusroguelawl June 27, 2008

mitten queen

a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys

Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

Mack mittens

Respected use of hands usually used be Mike when delivering a truth induced punch of whoop ass. Most commmonly heard in the delaware/jersey area

Told my bitch to shut up, didnt listen, so i dropped some truth with these mack mittens, problem solved

by Mikie Stilo February 4, 2017

fart in the mitten

Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.

Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.

by trishonidas March 16, 2011

The Mitten

A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.

Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.

by BenitoMussoIini August 2, 2008