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no pussy for mike

When one man believes he has game yet there is always no pussy for him
Just tell your freind, "There is no pussy for mike"
by John T. D December 14, 2006
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Mike Pence

1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals
Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?
by Just a Pastafarian March 6, 2017
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Mike Jones

A rapper who is actually a Pokemon, hence the reason he can only say "Mike Jones!"

He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo
Ash:*throws Pokeball*GO MIKE JONES GO!!!!!
Mike Jones:MIIIKKKKEEEE JOOONNNNEEESSS!!!!!!
by ~PrObL3M ChiLd~ October 24, 2006
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Mike Oldfield

Michael Gordon Oldfield (born 15 May 1953 in Reading, Berkshire) is an English multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, working a style that blends progressive rock, folk, ethnic or world music, classical music, electronic music, New Age and more recently dance. His music is often elaborate and complex in nature. He is best known for his hit 1973 album Tubular Bells which broke new ground as an instrumental concept album and launched Virgin Records.

Tubular Bells became Oldfield’s most famous work. The instrumental composition was recorded in 1972 and launched on 25 May 1971. The album was ground-breaking, as Oldfield played more than twenty different instruments, often recording them one at a time, and layering the recordings to create the finished work. Many of his albums feature this technique. Tubular Bells received attention mainly by appearing in the soundtrack of the movie, “The Exorcist.”
Self-deluded teen: What the hell are you playing? Is that even music?

Teen with good taste in music: That's Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells. Before you even start an argument concerning music, please think of the crap that you listen to, which isn't even music. Shut up, or do something productive, like getting hit by a bus, okay?

Self-deluded teen: -Bursts into tears-
by Masnoon June 27, 2007
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Mike Wazowski'd

To have one's face covered in a photograph by another person or object.
Sarah: "Ya know, I really like this picture of all of us"
James: "Yeah, but Brandon totally Mike Wazowski'd Jeremy with that peace sign"
by chocolate eclaire June 6, 2015
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Mike Shinoda

The second vocalist of Linkin Park, whos role is the MC/rapper/harmony. He is from Augora California, and is half-american, half-japanese. In 2003 he married his longtime girlfriend, Anna Lovejoy. Another role that he plays in the band is creating the album art, and also collaborates on the graphics for the band's website.
Mike Shinoda and Chester Bennington are the vocalists for Linkin Park.
by Stigma July 9, 2004
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