Microwave vision truckload

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)

Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot

by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024

Public Microwave

adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.

The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.

by Grindrcollab August 19, 2021

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.

Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!

by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

Microwave solution

A quick and easy solution

The team need a solution for the hiring problem . A microwave solution would be to use an external bureau

by Dan Dargan January 16, 2020

Microwave

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Microwave go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 November 19, 2020