a middle aged milf with droopy tits often seen in water, washing her aged vag. a typical day for merhag includes a dozen blowjobs for the nearest alpha male. other than giving blowjobs, merhags are fairly rare and hard to find.
by Schmichael Schmordon March 15, 2009
Get the merhag mug.Meghan is A complete pearl and diamond in the rough. She’s a beautiful soul that you will only meet once in your life. Hold onto her and cherish her every second of every minute of every day. You will need and want a storm warning before you meet her so that you’re not completely swept off your feet and smitten by her well rounded and supportive and confident and sweet personality. It will also make you appreciate that beautiful souls still exist in this world.
She is the friend that all of her friends want around anytime they have a party or a get together or have a gathering that is of any importance.
She is a very capable woman and capable of managing her self and her emotions and not getting carried away in the party scene but instead being devoted to you and loyal and compassionate. She will make you believe in love if you’ve ever lost it. The depths that she knows are deeper than any you have ever felt.
If you’re lucky and fortunate enough to have met one hang onto her because she won’t stick around for games or bullshit or shenanigans. She’s confident and bold and educated and she’s smart as a whip.
She usually works and makes a career out of helping people benevolently and altruistically. Of which very few human beings in this world are capable of.
She’s quiet when she wants but she’s a bit of a freak in the bed and she will increase your sex appetite substantially.
So be warned. This is your storm warning. If you find a Megan hang onto her and don’t let go.
She is the friend that all of her friends want around anytime they have a party or a get together or have a gathering that is of any importance.
She is a very capable woman and capable of managing her self and her emotions and not getting carried away in the party scene but instead being devoted to you and loyal and compassionate. She will make you believe in love if you’ve ever lost it. The depths that she knows are deeper than any you have ever felt.
If you’re lucky and fortunate enough to have met one hang onto her because she won’t stick around for games or bullshit or shenanigans. She’s confident and bold and educated and she’s smart as a whip.
She usually works and makes a career out of helping people benevolently and altruistically. Of which very few human beings in this world are capable of.
She’s quiet when she wants but she’s a bit of a freak in the bed and she will increase your sex appetite substantially.
So be warned. This is your storm warning. If you find a Megan hang onto her and don’t let go.
Meghan is interested in me I think.
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by I starkel September 8, 2021
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You are such a megha , though you care for every one .
Stop being a megha , you haven't seen the real world .
A megha and an idiot are meant for each other .
Stop being a megha , you haven't seen the real world .
A megha and an idiot are meant for each other .
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I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!
I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!
I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!
by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017
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Get the meghan mug.Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.
by Flo10 August 8, 2021
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Ive no fags go away you merchant.
Watch the pair of merchants off tapping up there.
Ive no fags go away you merchant.
Watch the pair of merchants off tapping up there.
by merchantkid November 4, 2011
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