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Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”
Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.
by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021
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Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.
Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016
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Princess Mercedes

Well Princess Mercedes is a special type of girl not easily impressed been through a lot so she has experience. The girl that can make your day with a smile, a girl that will love you until the end of time. The same girl that will be there through thick and thin. The girl that is so beautiful and so precious also so faithful and loyal it’s jaw dropping. A girl that is there for you and will be there for you. That’s a princess Mercedes. And if you have yourself a Princess Mercedes then do everything in your power to make her happy because you will lose her to someone who can make her happy.
Yooo I just met this Girl she’s my Princess Mercedes she is so sexy.
by Yungtrillasap October 23, 2017
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Hobo Merch

I just got hella hobo merch. I straight pimpin!
by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019
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Walter Mercado

Walter Mercado is a force of nature without beginnings or endings. Once he was a star, but now he is a constellation
Walter Mercado will never leave us, but will live on in the hearts of all who loved him. Mucho, Mucho, Mucho Amor
by Swami Patrick October 3, 2020
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Mercyful Fate

A Heavy Metal band from Denmark that formed in 1980, fronted by the extremely talented vocalist King Diamond. Along with Venom, Mercyful Fate's mixture of evil riffs and Satanic/occult lyrics helped inspire the Black Metal bands of the 80's, though thier music isn't usally considered "Black Metal".
Don't Break The Oath is one of the greatest metal albums of all time.
by I hate your Emo Haircut February 13, 2005
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Tap in merchant

A nickname given to football players who share characteristics such as being effective only inside the six yard box ,who can’t dribble , can’t pass , do at least six step overs before getting dispossessed and then shout at the referee . Popularized by the all time great Portuguese tap-in merchant Cristiano Ronaldo.
A: you watched the game last ? Erling Halland scored again !! I think he’s better than Mbappe

B: he’s good ,,, but he’s just a Tap in merchant.
by Sir Alex . October 11, 2021
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